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Life imitates art? Art foreshadows life? Alright, you got me - it’s not really art.

  • Friday 08 August 2003 - 20:32

As I ponder the California governor fiasco, my thoughts drift to a particular dialog exchange in the 1993 movie Demolition Man:

INT. LENINA'S POLICE CAR - MOVING - NIGHT
JOHN SPARTAN (Sylvester Stallone) stares in amazement at LENINA HUXLEY (Sandra Bullock) as she prattles on...
               HUXLEY
    (a touch embarrassed; a 
     schoolgirl crush)
I've been an enthusiast of your
escapades for quite some time. I
have, in fact, perused some actual
newsreels of you at the
Schwarzenegger library. The time
you drove your car through that...

              SPARTAN
Back up. The Schwarzenegger
library...

               HUXLEY
Yes, the Schwarzenegger
Presidential Library. Wasn't he an
actor when you...

              SPARTAN
Stop... He was President?

               HUXLEY
Even though he was not born in this
country, his popularity at the time
caused the 61st Amendment which
states...

              SPARTAN
    (waving her off)
I don't want to know...

Now, folks, please hold on to your hats… Orrin Hatch is proposing such an amendment